•Varicocele: 'bag of worms', usually LEFT side (left gonadal vein drains into left renal vein), worse with standing/Valsalva; can cause infertility; surgical or embolization repair
•Hydrocele: transilluminates; congenital (resolves <1 yr) or reactive; surgery only if persistent or symptomatic
•Inguinal hernia: bulge with Valsalva; surgical repair if symptomatic
•Testicular cancer (young men 15–35): PAINLESS testicular mass, hard, does NOT transilluminate; AFP (yolk sac), β-hCG (choriocarcinoma), LDH; do NOT trans-scrotal biopsy — INGUINAL orchiectomy
•Risk factors testicular cancer: cryptorchidism (orchiopexy before age 1 reduces risk), family hx, Klinefelter (mediastinal germ cell)
•Avoid anticholinergics in BPH (worsen urinary retention)
•Acute urinary retention from BPH → Foley + α-blocker, then trial of voiding
•Prostate cancer: most common cancer in men; PSA screen 55–69 (shared decision); DRE finds hard posterior nodule; biopsy if PSA >4 or DRE abnormal
•Prostate cancer treatment: localized → active surveillance vs radical prostatectomy vs radiation; metastatic → androgen deprivation (leuprolide + flutamide); osteoblastic bone mets
•Acute bacterial prostatitis: fever, perineal pain, dysuria, very tender prostate on DRE (DO NOT MASSAGE — bacteremia risk); fluoroquinolones × 4–6 weeks